When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
To all those people that quit during a game just because they’re getting killed, fuck you!
Master Chief (John) x Cortana (Halo (Halo 4 specifically))
I’ve never been the kind of Halo player who dumps hundreds of hours into the online multiplayer like the rest of the fanbase. I didn’t play Halo Wars, Halo ODST, or Halo Reach, but I did grow up with the previous Halo games, and…